During his investigation, Gently encounters exploding airport check-in counters, the gods of Norse mythology, insulting horoscopes, a sinister nursing home, a rhino phagic eagle, an I Ching calculator (to which everything calculated above the value of 4 is apparently 'a suffusion of yellow'), an omnipotent being who gives his powers to a lawyer and an advertising executive in exchange for clean linen, and an attractive American woman who gets angry when she can't get pizza delivered in London. Nearly incapacitated by guilt, Dirk resolves to take his now-late client's wild claims seriously.

However, after disconnecting the television set the boy had been watching, the boy promptly breaks Dirk’s nose. While at his recently deceased client’s house, he discovers that his client had a son. The aforementioned client is found in a sealed and heavily barricaded room, his head neatly removed several feet from his body and rotating on a turntable. The seriousness of his client's claims becomes clear when Dirk arrives several hours late for an appointment to find a swarm of police around his client's estate. A wealthy man in the record industry has retained him, spinning a story about being stalked by a seven-foot-tall, green-eyed, scythe-wielding monster.ĭirk pretends to understand the man's ravings involving potatoes and a contract signed in blood coming due when in reality, Dirk is musing about what he might do if he actually receives payment for his 'services' - such as getting rid of his refrigerator, which is so filthy inside that it has become the centrepiece of a showdown between himself and his cleaning woman. Dirk Gently, who calls himself a 'holistic detective', has happened upon what he thinks is a rather comfortable situation.

Douglas adams dark teatime of the soul